Is Troy even trying anymore?

sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

javerticus asked:
Y'all's social media is a joke and it's perfect.

Hoping that’s a good thing!

Arg, matey! Get yer booty to the Papa Pirate Ship today! Eat pizza today or walk the plank!

Arg, matey! Get yer booty to the Papa Pirate Ship today! Eat pizza today or walk the plank!

Anonymous asked:
dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of timeĀ 

Pizza’s better anyways.

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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soulwrong:

Did you know that UGA is older than the constitution, Bill of Rights, White House, and the U.S. Capitol?